I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
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For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
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You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
that is very illegal...i love you.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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