Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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