Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
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I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
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My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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