We're like a lot better than the average bears
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
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I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
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And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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