1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
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Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
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the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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