and you said cock pushups were impossible
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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