I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
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yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
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You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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