I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
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