Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
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I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
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God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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