is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
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ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
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and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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