No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
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Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
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But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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