Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
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we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
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You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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