is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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