Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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