i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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