Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
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Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
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I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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