What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
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I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
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just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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