It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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