they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
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