...so i touched it.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
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