glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
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You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
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I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
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