Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
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