can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
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Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
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He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
You kept saying ākekeā over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case youāre wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
Dick is dick. Iām not turning it down because heās younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and Iām a woman with needs
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