Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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