I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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