The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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