Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Randomize
