yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
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