can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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