Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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