angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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