it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Randomize
