I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
My legs feel like baby dolphins
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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