just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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