How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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