I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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