Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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