I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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