It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Randomize
