Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
You can't just leave with hair like that
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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