okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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