Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
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i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
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Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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