Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
operation have a gay friend backfired
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
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