My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
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We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
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He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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