It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
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I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
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Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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