Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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