ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I'm passing your future prison.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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