I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
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He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
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there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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