fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
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Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
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I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
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