May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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