it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
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fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
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I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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