So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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