I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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